I will happily receive your dick pic, for a price.

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That art became this offering. We have got to find a way to have more fun. Maybe a paper mache package will help?

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Dudes who want to honor their packages need to apply here:

If you want a gift for a loved one, a celebration, a revenge ceremony, a love spell or all of the above, I WANT TO BE OF SERVICE. I have a price list especially for these purposes here: